'Gazooisms'
I just had lunch with Gazoo. Gazoo's eyesight is quite piss poor. He was telling me how glad he is since he's getting 2 week at a time contact lenses.
Gazoo:"I couldn't more happier than to be able to read the clock when I wake up first thing in the morning."
Huma:"MORE HAPPIER!?.. You soooooo made my blog."
Gazoo:"Oh man, I read the one about that guy on the news.... what did he put IRR in front of?"
Huma:"He said Ir-regardless, that's not a word... and adding 'more' to 'happier' is redundant. Didn't you go to school? Didn't they make you read something before handing you a diploma?!"
Gazoo:"Ha Ha Ha.... What, you don't like the way I talk? It's not good enough for you?"
Huma:"No I don't! Hey Look! They just put a fat kid on the lane... They're going to bowl around him!"
The pub we went to for lunch had bowling on TV; they were doing trick shots. The conversation I was having with Gazoo was interrupted by the sight of a large teenager on a chair, in the middle of the lane.... By the way, they bowled a strike by curling the ball around him.
To finish, these are other Gazooisms (yes I created this word, and you will see it used with greater frequency as I hear others spew this verbal diarrhea they call english) I recall cringing upon hearng:
posted by Huma @ 13:21
4 Comments:
Gazoo,
The best thing is you composed a run on sentence while defending your right to bastardize english.
Here's your argumentfrom Urban dictionary.com. BTW - Urban dictionary allows ANYONE to contribute... including morons... go find a better source.
Whoah Huma...take it is easy on your little buddy. Here are two words I made up:
"Novemberance" Day
"Printoffable"
Ok, i have to add my 2 cents (yes this is a clean story!!), my 2 daughters and I know without a shadow of a doubt that if I am laying on their bed ON MY STOMACH, hugging them and saying good night that if my husband comes by I am going to take a sound smack on the bottom!! It is funny, and predictable. One day my 10 year old and I are both on our stomach's the suspense is killing us and we have to roll over - I said I am feeling so vulnerable, she says no mommy, "bumerable" - I had to get her to repeat herself, then fell off the bed laughing so hard. What a word - bumerable...
"unthaw"
so, ya wanna freeze it?
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