How can......

you become governor of California after starring in 'Jingle All the Way'?

an elected school board believe they have the right to alter science curricilum based on creationism theory?

I still be intrigued by the same Beachcombers remake each Christmas?

anyone waste their time watching the 'Apprentice: Martha Stewart'?

you have Christmas decorations without having a Nativity Scene, or some other reference to the birth of Christ?

you expect people to buy computers, cars, or other major purchases based on the info shown in television commercials?

you possibly explain to your boss why you're reading this at work?

you incorporate the game of Context into an office setting where no one else knows you're playing? (fear not, I am working on this)

I can find nothing better on tv than 'Jingle All the Way'?... sigh

anyone not consider Willow a movie classic?

can I finish this post and leave you with a smile? look over your shoulder beofre clicking