Can DVD commentary steal more of my life?

Can the DVD extras make a bad movie worth watching again?
I confess to buying a Jean Claude Van Damme movie from Safeway last night. I paid $4.99 for it and don't really regret it. It's a bad move as I expected... just a stupid, brainless JCVD movie with some cheesy machismo and violence. Pretty depending on your mood.

Now my dilemma.. up til recently there wouldn't have been one. If we were still in the days of VHS I would watch this movie once in a while (a long while really) and then shelve it for another long time until the mood for a crappy movie struck again. But now in the age of DVD, I have the opportunity to watch this again and hear the director/ producers commentary...... I may be sucked in yet again I fear.
Now really, why would I? The movie IS A BAD MOVIE. The case points out the fact the same director as RAMBO III - that should say it all there..... but..... My morbid curiosity is making me want to know just what this man may have to say about his film....

Will he actually apologise in his commentary?

Can he offer reasons why things are as crappy as they are? "I would have used real actors, however the screen actors guild boycotted my production, forcing me to hire housekeeping staff from the hotel I stayed at to play the role of the enemy marauders..."

I can't stand it..... what can someone say about their part in this farce of the movie industry? I will succumb... I know... sigh